Meggings

So here’s the deal. There is a new fashion trend going around for men. Perhaps you may have heard about these non-pants; if not, let me introduce you.

 

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Those things covering that dudes legs are “Meggings”….yes, they are men’s leggings. Skinny skinny-jeans were bad enough…but this just takes everything to an entirely new level!!

Let me just make a few comments.

  1. EW!!! 
  2. After Lady Gaga’s meat dress incident, do you see your female friends walking around wearing meat? No, you do not. Thus, after the Justin Bieber and Russel Brand meggings incidents, we should not see any of our male friends walking around wearing these atrocious substitutes for real pants.
  3. The only positive thing about these, is that they are cheaper! The Stylish Fox sells meggings for only $12.60!! You are saving SO much money by reducing the amount of material needed to make your pants. Congrats.
    To my amusement, The Stylish Fox has size options for meggings….really? Let’s be honest here, I’m pretty sure they only come in extra extra extra small.
  4. I will admit that us Yoopers (Yooper: a term used to identify people who live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan) wear a clothing product that resembles meggings. Our men wear this almost daily for the large majority of the year….it is called LONG UNDERWEAR. 
  5. Get a grip people. No guy should be confident enough to wear meggings. 

 

In summary:

It is never okay for men to wear meggings. The only exception to this would be in the case of a man getting onstage and dancing ballet.  ….Men, are you planning on dancing ballet for us? No? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Meggings-free is the way to be.

I’m serious.

-stay stellar-

 

For more info: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/13/meggings-trend-anderson-cooper-video_n_2294919.html

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One response to “Meggings

  1. sTitch says yes to male leggings, allow me to tell you a story;

    On the 28th of October 2012 two young city workers wore ill fitting female leggings to a fancy dress party in north London. These two individuals alongside another mutual friend have now tasked themselves with designing, manufacturing and selling male leggings to the fashion conscious male.

    Head to http://www.stitchleggings.com to find out more.

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