Dear Reader, Please Read This. Sincerely, Your Blogging Entertainment.

I just discovered


So I will share a few of the really good ones that I found…..

Here we go:

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear Katy Perry,
No I’ve never felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.
Sincerely, how does that even feel…?

Dear Jasmine,
Watch out for Aladdin, he’s climbin’ in your windows, snatchin’ your people up.
Sincerely, concerned Disney fan

Dear Rihanna,
Your name is Rihanna. Stop asking.
Sincerely, the only girl in the world.

Dear Winter,
Thank you for giving me an excuse to not shave my legs for several months.
Sincerely, Females Everywhere

Dear Pinocchio,
I love the way you lie.
Sincerely, Rhianna


Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton


Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us.

There are pages and pages of entertaining lines on this website. Warning…some of them may be inappropriate. But many of them are funny…



One response to “Dear Reader, Please Read This. Sincerely, Your Blogging Entertainment.

  1. I may have just spent a good half hour on that site…..thank you.

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