I saw twins on campus today. They walked right by me! They were short and stout and had red beards. They looked like…Appalachian Americans…to be “politically correct.”
Red Beard 1: “So and so said that Dave likes us!”
Red Beard 2: “He probably does! Everybody usually likes us!”
You know you’re twins when:
A: You look alike
B: You have the same color beard
C: You refer to yourselves as “us”.
I chuckled at them…from behind my textbook. No, I wasn’t stalking…merely….sneakily observing, shall we say?