So today the lovely salesperson at the Verizon station in Menards, convinced me to upgrade my fantastical, amazing, loveable, huggable, LG Banter, to one of the new Verizon phones.
Because honestly, how hard could it be? It’s not like my incredible, awesome, super stellar, loveable, huggable, LG Banter is my long lost love, or child! That would just be too dramatic.
So I upgraded.
To a neat LG Cosmos.
By neat I mean…I miss my Banter.
The keyboard is all off kilter. And my texting speed has gone down 97%. And I keep hitting wrong buttons. And the camera is all crooked. And it doesn’t have that cute flashing red light at the top that informs me that I have a text message. And there are no cool switchy cover case thingy ma’bobbers.
I’ll probably like it tomorrow.
Pretty soon, I will forget about my loving Banter and move on to the world of the Cosmos.
Life goes by so quickly.