So, as of about 5 minutes ago, I have seriously considered giving up on my college and music plans, in order to do something much more stellar with my life.
Sorry Dad…I’m not thinking about being a home-maker girl who makes soups all day.
My stellar idea, is to become a pear farmer. Yes, you read correctly I said the words of PEAR and FARMER. You may question my sanity…believe me, I am too. But think about it.
A. Pears are delicious
B. You get to live in a place with lots of warm weather
C. Your food feeds starving people who are on vacation, or in bands, etc.
D. You get to stand underneath a pear tree.
E. Watch this educational video…if her voice doesn’t convince you to want to joing the pear farming business, I dont’ know what will.
….are you convinced? …okay, maybe I’m not either.